Dollars Make Sense.

Team White Tee.

Posted in introducing.. by Jason Mekkam on August 19, 2010

This is Team White Tee. They don’t fucks wit polos.

In 2004, Atlanta hip-hop group Dem Franchize Boyz nearly ruined the white tee game for everybody with their little diddy White Tee. What was perhaps created with the intent of celebrating the garment instead turned into an anthem of nonsensicality championed by blokes too lazy to put together an outfit and too broke to afford a throwback (Damn, y’all remember throwbacks??).

Thusly (and sadly) young men with good sense and proper taste were forced to abandon the white tee for fear of unjustly being labeled a lame.

That is until 2010..

Team White Tee to the muh fuggin rescue.

Boldly adorned in the most comfortable of cocaine colored cotton cloths, our heroes fearlessly set out to change the negative connotation surrounding the white tee one kick-it-session at a time bro.

Their mission is simple: bringing sexy back to the white tee (II).

By making the shirt the focal point of their gear game, Team White Tee effortlessly highlights the class, sophistication, practicality, functionality, and overall swaggness the shirt itself epitomizes. Too the white tee mirrors their own internal complexities and contradictions with its seamless ability to be appropriate attire throughout the squad’s daily routine. Whether they’re sleeping through class on a Monday, getting swole at the gym on a Wednesday, or spittin game at a couple fee-fees on a Friday, Team White Tee forever stays fresh and dressed to impress.

Yet at the same time, the group remains level-headed – always consciously aware of their own faults and limitations. Yes they may rock $200 iPhones and $300 Air Jordans with $2.19 cents in their bank accounts. Yes they may have a tendency to out-stunt you at your own party. And yes they may make mistakes that they don’t ever make excuses for – like leaving girls that love them and constantly seducing whores.

However, I ask you – is it not our imperfections that make us human? And too, is it not the recognition of these imperfections that make us honest?

The squad only aims to be both.

So there you have it..

Team White Tee.

Bold. Fearless. Nonchalant. Daring. Honest.

So fresh. So clean.

Yes..

In their fitted white tees.

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  1. Ivan said, on August 19, 2010 at 1:55 am

    I gotta chain main it’s a stain on my white tee,,,

    A+ post, boss!

  2. erica west said, on August 19, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    love the way you explained the team’s mission.

  3. Quique said, on August 20, 2010 at 9:25 am

    9:23 AM, and I’m still drunk. Wore my White-T out last night….Didn’t get it stained. Had a very successful night in Eugene for once. Anyways enough about your boy. I liked the post I laughed a couple times through it good shit Jason. The end was fire. Keep it up. Hope to kick it in our white t’s soon.
    -Q

  4. The Hatingest Nigga Alive said, on August 20, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    These niggas wear white tees cuz they have zero swag. Swagless bastards selfishly biting each others senseless taste in fashion. No individuality.

    Swag.

  5. apparently im Darrnell said, on August 24, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    hahaha i read the comments first and I was about to write to this^^ whack dude above, that along wit the “zero swag” white tee i was wearing the infered air maxs wit the throwback allen iverson questions. Your hatin self dont know nuttin bout individuality. the only thing individual about u is u the only folk hatin on these cats. get wit the program and kick gravel


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