yo so i haven’t posted anything in forever and a day. im not dead i swear.
i just got a bit burnt.
Dollars Make Sense returns 2014.
much bigger, brighter and blacker..
well maybe not blacker cuz i like how text looks on a white background.
but i want to be able to write on a consitant bases and offer morn than tumblr-esque reblogs of half naked models (read: strippers), food porn, and nonsense.
so i’m resting for a bit. then im coming back i swear.
anyways patience children.
My lil bro’s swag > yo swag.
My life according to Aundira.
I’m not feeling Watch The Throne. Everything about it is overdose – the production, the rhymes, the ego. I’ve kept my opinions to myself tho. Cuz moms always said if you ain’t got shit nice to say don’t say shit. And cuz I thought I was the only one who felt the way I did. Until I remembered hearing this:
“I heard it, and I was thinking like, man, I really wanted more like of the simple type Jay-Z, I ain’t want like the, the more introspective, complicated rhyme- or the, in my personal opinion.
Kanye West on Last Call
True dat. Big ups to simplicity. Mother fuckers rapping about being faded off champagnes I can’t pronounce in Paris and shit. Man give me a bottle of OE and some gummy worms and I’d be just as content. Bet.
Granted Yeezy was talking about another record entirely but the heart of his message still resonates.
I ain’t gon front tho however. If Kanye and/or Hov were to ask me what I thought of WTT I’d prally say “Man that shit was tight.” Na what I’m sayin? What I’m gon tell em’.. I’m just a kid with a blog.
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